I discovered this
tucked behind the wash machine, stashed neatly among a 30 count of fake mice, rubber balls, shining sparkle balls, and one nuclear detonation device. I knew she was up to something while I have been gone to work and now I know WHAT!
My little Axis Of Evil has been trying my patience today. In between her frequent "Prances With Wolves--The Sequel" on the counter tops, she has been secretly printing dirty money to fund her evil doings. I swear I heard her meowing in Korean the other day, too.
Since I have been home the past few days and feeling a bit under the weather, she has felt a need to take full control of the household and milk every last ounce of my reserves. Right now, she is pretending to sleep while sitting up on her "throne" beside the computer...I believe this is just her sneaky way of trying to access my computer pins and codes...yet another funding source to aid her plans for weapons of mass destruction.
I have even gone so far as to threaten her with abandonment...she merely stares at me with a knowing look...she SENSES I am too weak of heart to toss her with her little kitty luggage out on the street. She KNOWS she owns me.
Today, she left such a foul, "dirty bomb" in the litter box, I became overcome with dry heaves...she mocked me from the doorway then ran to an outside window to send a message of her triumph to the army of ferel neighborhood cats she has recruited for her feline take over of the world...I think they meow in Korean as well.
Maybe it's the Prednisone I started today at the suggestion of my neurologist to combat this horrible post Tysabri arthralgia and fatigue...maybe it's clouding my judgment. But if I come up missing or don't show up on this blog for a few days, it's because my CAT has taken me hostage...I just KNOW she's up to something bigger than this...