B/P = 138/80
Pulse = 78
Respirations = 16, even and unlabored
Pupils equal and reactive to light
Urinary output adequate, skin turgor remains hydrated with elasticity, lungs are clear to auscultation, bowel sounds heard in all four quadrants.
So, if that nursing assessment is true, why do I feel like I'm in a conscious coma right now??? "Dayum" I'm tired...